Notice to My Children

My hair is not a handle to climb up, catch yourself to keep from falling, or a toy to yank on just for fun. Furthermore, my hair should never, EVER, EVER go into your mouth for any reason. My hair is attached to my head and it hurts when you do these things (except for in the mouth, that's just gross.) That's all!!

ps. I think it's time to get a haircut!