Things I'm Missing Right Now

Thanks to my lovely children... Or at least that's my story...

1. My keys with my key fob thingie to the gym.
2. The battery to the thermometer which I could really use right now since I feel feverish...
3. Lots of brain cells :)
4. Mark's SS card (Ok this one is solely my fault and it's around... just not able to find it right.this.second.)
5. 8 pounds (well, these I don't want to find... and I'm taking credit for this one too!)
6. My sanity!

I really really really want to find my keys... really. I have no idea where they have gotten to but I'm almost positive boy 1 2 3 or 4 have taken them to some exotic location. Of course no one is fessing up!!!